Even More Random Yet Funny Pick Up Lines

 Warning: These PU lines are intended to make you laugh, not for actual use!

Are you into pick up lines when it comes to impressing and getting women? Want to add some more of the best pick up lines in your collection?

I wouldn’t doubt for a second about how men will be eager to knock and drop pick up lines when they meet beautiful and hot women around. They simply know that one way or another, their lines can move and can bring a smile to women.

Indeed, the best pick up lines maintained its incredible status in getting-to-know-you-stage and courting process in every generation.

So what are the best pick up lines you know? Can they match the collection of pick up lines I stored for you below? Well, see for yourself and read on!

You’re so beautiful that you make me speechless.

My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.

Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.

Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you?

You are a 9.999. Well, you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. (What?) MY JAW!

Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can’t take them off you.

Excuse me, but you dropped something back there. (What?) This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?

So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey? Why?] Because I need your name and number.

Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

These and the best pick up lines are good enough to start a conversation and make a woman smile. But remember, it is not just about sweet and enticing words – you need to be confident and sincere to give a whole meaning to your lines.

So have your collection of the best pick up lines, be confident and get women around you!


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Do Looks Matter To Women?

A lot of guys worry about their looks and how it will effect their chances with women. If I’m short, fat and ugly can I have the success with women I dream of?

Do Looks Matter To Women?In the following I have compilied the opinions of several well known and respected PUAs so you can form your own opinion. Always remember, just because someone says something it doesn´t have to be true.

You should take any piece of advice given to you with a grain of salt, unless the advice is from me of course :)


It’s Not About Your Genes!


Sinn of The Mystery Method says, “Becoming good looking is about grooming, fashion, and working with your natural looks. It’s actually pretty easy. You don’t need a whole bunch of money (check out second-hand stores like Buffalo Exchange), but you do want clothes that are in style NOW – not five years ago when you were last single. Not clothes you’ve been holding on to since you were in college. If you have the money, get a style consultant – if not, buy GQ, find a few fashion role models, and go from there.”

What Do Your Clothes Say About You?


Paul Janka of Getting Laid in NYC understands how to use fashion to his advantage. “It is important to look good. Looking your best will improve your hit rate. In particular, if you’re working the street game, keeping a clean-cut “I have a job and pay my rent” look will work to your benefit. The wheels in a girl’s head are relentless, and looking responsible and somewhat trustworthy (but not at the expense of sexiness) will counter the “I just met this guy on the street – I don’t even know him!” alarm in her head.”

Building Your Body

Brad of The Adonis Effect talks a lot about the improving your body to make the game easier. “The exact shape of the man that she is most attracted to is something that can be measured and, quite frankly, the research shows that women are attracted to a man who has a specific shoulder to waist ratio indicating a V-taper (wide shoulders, slim narrow waist).”


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Direct Game - Part 1

Sexuality is a HUGE part of direct game. Most guys get it completely wrong and end up coming off as “sleazy”. I teach students how to be calibrated with their sexuality, how much and when to express it.
Calibrated expressions of your sexuality achieve two things: it increases her attraction to you (women like guys that are confident in the bedroom), and it makes her start reacting sexually towards you.

I remember sometimes being frustrated with indirect game because when I got a woman into be
d, she didn’t always want to sleep with me. With direct game, because you use sexuality as part of the interaction
through-out, if she comes home with you she knows full well what is going to happen – and she’s excited by the prospect.

She meets me at the bar, we talk with my friends, and then I pull her aside to a couch so we can talk in isolation.



Comfort


Direct game applies to comfort as well. I try and condense my comfort phase down to about an hour or two these days. Being direct is about being open with your feelings and passion, right? Well this is the part of the seduction process where you really get to express them!

If you can tell a woman what your real passions, ambitions, and feelings are in life within an hour or two of meeting her, then you’ll find that she is likely to do the same. Before you know it, you’re both locked in this little bubble, where it’s just the two of you talking about your innermost feelings, and it feels as if everything around you disappears.

This is the feeling we create with direct game. Nothing else should exist when you are looking deep into her eyes. By the way, really looking into a woman’s eyes is a powerful way to convey how you feel about her. It’s hard to explain in print, but people who met me know that it’s a look I can turn on or off now – it’s almost like you’ve just had a glimpse into the perfect paradise and you’re completely absorbed into it for an instant.

I ramp up the kino escalation by holding her hands as she talks to me about her past relationships. I stroke her hair now and then so she starts to feel that fluttery feeling when she knows a kiss is imminent.
She’s virtually told me everything that’s happened to her in the last couple of years by now, and I know that the trust is there. I need to think about escalating further and closing.


Sexual Framing

I tighten the sexual frame by telling her how incredibly sexy she looks tonight. Then I tell her to stand up – dominance is a very direct quality and increases her attraction to you – and turn her around, while whispering into her ear that her ass looks especially sexy.

I tell her that I’m thinking about doing all sorts of things to her that I probably shouldn’t be thinking about. I can see she’s getting turned on and responding to the sexual frame that I’ve created.

I spend a little time dancing with her, and then suggest we get out of there. At this point, she knows full well what’s going to happen. When we get back to mine, I sense she is a little nervous, so I spend more time talking with her, and telling her how much fun I’ve had with her that evening.

Being direct means you escalate fast. Occasionally, you will find you move forward too fast for girls. At this point, all you need to do is spend a little more time in comfort on an ad hoc basis. There’s no need to spend three dates or seven hours with her if you can escalate faster; just make sure when she is in bed with you, you understand her and have demonstrated why you like her.

I won’t go into details of the rest of the night, but neither of us got much sleep, and she has now become one of my best friends. All throughout the interaction, I never misled her about how I felt about her and what I wanted. She respected me for that, and it’s one of the reasons why we’re still close to this day, and one of the reasons why I love direct game.


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Daygame - Nobody Is Watching You!

I used to believe the opposite was true!

It’s a huge limiting belief I used to have myself, and a VERY common one I need to fix in clients…OK – It’s very common, while gaming on streets/trains/shops etc., if you see a hot girl, you immediately get the STRONG feeling that if you open her, EVERYBODY will look, and then ALL these bystanders will judge your approach negatively…

I certainly used to feel this way…

BUT, from experience – things aren’t that bad!

OK, in day-approaches, some people do notice – the percentage varies depending on logistics, how loudly you opened, how loud the overall environment is, and so on..

BUT, the TRUE percentage of people that notice is almost always LOWER than you’d estimated!
e.g. you estimate if you open 90% of people will notice, and 100% of those will think you’re a creep/get jealous/think you’re a pickpocket etc.                                                                                                                                                                      In reality it’s more like -

15% of people notice – the other 85% are in their own little “thought-bubble”, thinking about shopping, reality TV, food, sex, last night’s party, work or some other stuff, that has nothing to do with you…
And of those 15% that DO notice…

Half are confused as to what’s going on – From your body language, and her response, it looks like you & girl already know each other – maybe you’re acquaintances, have a mutual friend etc… ??

A quarter DO judge it a bit negatively, but maybe it’s more based around jealousy – some guys may look-on, hoping you mess-it-up … – Be aware that if you ignore this, the girl may subtly pick up on your ability to withstand social pressure, and get more attracted!

A quarter of observers actually think you’re cool e.g. Some other men will look over, and give you a little nod of ‘respect bro! She’s hot!’, or some grannies will look over with an “awwwwww, that’s so romantic” type vibe…

DaygameSo, if my geek skills are still working – that’s only 3.75% of people who actually ‘disapprove’.. Much more manageable odds!

In practise – nobody cares!
Good thing!

It really does shake down this way! – BUT, you still NEED to actually approach to experience this first-hand, and change your beliefs (and confidence levels)…

The only real option is to get out there & test your beliefs… Bear in mind that you don’t need to change every belief 100% in one session – this process can be bit by bit – but by adopting the “learning as ‘experimentation’ frame”, you can make the whole process a bit less daunting…

Don’t go gaming just to get numbers/dates/a girlfriend – use it to work on your beliefs – And as an ‘accidental’ side-effect, you’ll suddenly notice you get better results!
Enjoy the journey..


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My name is Max Anderson, I am from Germany and I have been instructing beginner PUAs as well as advanced Pick-up Artists for over 3 years.

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